love.lies.lust.

i swear, i love my friends.

this is mel's nickname:

Happy Lin- if i turn into lesbian will i get alot girlfriends?? - inspired by NAT princess of cupcakes land. and she says:
make your highness laugh ma. or not no more mooncakes... durian... snacks... and spagetti for me.

and i reply,
I am Nat, Princess of Cupcake Land says:
i think you're insane.

and the next thing i know,

Kevin:
i'm kev
prince charming of the sugar land
together we will have world domination by fattening everyone

a particular someone said to me once upon a time, that she was jealous of the friends i have. that they'd kill or (not) chop off someone's balls or head or whatever if they ever hurt me. and she's jealous.

and that day, i asked gilbert if he was terrified of what my friends are capable of.. and he replied, "No, i am not scared. what can they do? nic'll just cut off my balls. sheila and ninny will probably stand at SP holding a whiteboard that says i am a loser. becky will kick or punch me. qi will most prolly ask Hafidz to run me over with his bike. nope, i am not afraid."

i love my friends.

&&&&& friends will always have juicy gossip. even those that concerns someone you love.

11:26 PM

there are 4 advantages of blogging:

1) to vent anger
2) to spread information to the world wide web
3) to "hint" to someone about something (i use this ALL the time, but mostly it just goes unhinted)
4) to offend someone

well, 4 isnt really an advantage unless you really want to do it. and i realised there's a lot of silent readers. haha. so i must be careful not to offend anyone or else they set my hair on fire ah.. anyways, went to burn lanterns and candles just now with the clique, updates tmr. feeling really sleepy. there's the sentosa interview tomorrow too.. zzzz. :( SIAN..

but "SHOW ME THE MONEY!"

i love gilbert! :D

12:30 AM

i must not be selfish.
i must not be selfish.
i must not be selfish.
i must not be selfish.

he has more important things than me.

1:09 AM

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7:27 PM

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

yes, that's how i feel now. haha. went to Gilbert's house yesterday and i found blood in my pee. i practically flipped. went online to check it out and as i read, those 4 words freaked me out more.

Infection, Stones, Tumor, Cancer.

so, i went home, and on my way home, i went to pee again at sengkang and yes, there's still blood!! so i went home and i peed again. and i saw blood! esp the last few drops of pee. gross right?

so i texted Mayling to ask her mom about it. and her mom said i'm too young for cancer (but you never know), if i don't feel pain, it shouldnt be stones, so most likely its an infection. that clamed me down a lot.

so called ninny to ask her to go polyclinic (who doesnt like cheap health care) with me. and vola! she's bringing her mom there as well! so i tagged along. i reached there about 10 and i waited for about 40 mins to register. and i waited till about 12.50 till i saw the freaking doctorrrrrrr! omg!

and the doctor, i tell you. when i said those magic words "Blood in pee" she totally became so panicky and damn kan-chiong which made me freak out a little. she rushed me to go do a urine test before the lab closes at 1.

which it did. and i was like a few seconds late and they asked me to go back at 2pm to collect the results. -.-

RIGHT. so i went to houngang mall with Ninny to meet her mom and have lunch. well, they did, i drank bubble tea. :D

went back at 2pm and yes, the damn thing has finally processed. If i was really sick i think i would've died there or something.

so anyways, its some infection thank God.

Docs put me on antibiotics which cannot be taken with milk or gastric medication. and if i do have to eat gastric medication (which i dont think i'll be taking) or drink milk, i'll have to consume them 2 hours apart.

oh, and a follow up next week. which is just great because i dont want to be stuck there from 10am till 3pm. Again.

but i did make an appointment, so maybe i wont have to wait that long. Hopefully.

on a lighter note, sentosa called and asked me to go down for an interview on Wed at 4pm. :D looks like i got work to do now, since Gilbert has started school. (*singgers at all SP students*)

&&&& i need cash.

speaking of cash, when you think Polyclinics, you think CHEAP healthcare. MINE WAS $18.40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG.

ok, going off to munch on my antibiotics now or something. rawr.

tata!

6:29 PM

"Let's commit the perfect crime-I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine!"

3:46 PM

ok, this is the really late entry about Gilbert and my chalet at sentosa.

DAY 1

after checking in and eating (my) chicken rice, we put our bags down in the really sandy room and went to play mini golf! which i trashed him like totally. :D

than we went to the merlion's head. and while walking there, we saw huge papayas and bananas.

and from the ground, those people on the merlion's head look like merlion has fleas on its head. and during the walk in, there were stories and pictures of mermaids and their treasures.

the view from the merlion's mouth:

and from the head:

than we went to eat at the Koufu Foodcourt and walked along Palawan beach.

than we saw this guy in WHITE swimming TRUNKS and long hair. HAHA!

than we went to play luge after our food has digested a little:

but i didnt take anything on the skyride up cos i was afaid i'd drop my camera. and this time around, Gilbert trashed me.. like totally. but it isnt fair! cos i was wearing a dress and i was afraid i'd show my panties to everyone.. hmpf.

and we took the trams like a round each for 2 of the beach trams. there's nothing to do you see.

DAY 2

that idiot woke me up like sooooo early. zzz. went to the beach, didnt manage to tan much, just swam and ate breakfast.

THEN WE WENT TO UNDERWATER WORLD!!! I TOUCHED STINGRAYS!!! omg! ninny would've love to catch it and bring it home to BBQ it. its so slimely and soft.. gosh.

lots of underwater world videos are in the video above.

and than we went to the dolphin lagoon. and it was so hot i wished i brought my mini fan along!

but i bought myself Ben & Jerry's to cool myself down! :D

than we went to eat dinner at koufu again and we went to play luge AGAIN cos my dear boy couldn't get enough of it. and this time, i did take pics! :D

and than Gilbert pluck a really nice and big flower for me! which wilted really fast by the end of the night. -.-

than we went to watch Songs of the sea.

than i got sleepy so we went back to the room and slept.

and before we knew it, its over! :(

i miss waking up to that sleepy face.

the photos are here!!

2:12 PM

1. Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever
Is a women's way of saying F@*K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3

12:41 AM

1) I overslept by half an hour even though i set the alarm
2) I was late in meeting Gilbert
3) I had gastric while waiting for him to finish cutting his hair
4) I almost passed out from the pain. not forgetting breaking out in cold sweat and nausea.
4) I couldn't blade cos i was sick.
5) when everything seemed to be better, when Gilbert and i were playing around on the beach, i realised i stepped on oil. those thick, black, gross, hard to come out crude oil.
6) No matter how hard i scrape my foot against the edge of the pavement, the oil wouldn't come off.
7) It took forever for Gilbert to scrub the oil off and it was ticklish and painful as hell.
8) After i bought macs, the cup of coke toppled and trickles of coke spilled onto my WHITE spag top.
9) The bus came while i was topping up my card which made me press my pin number wrongly, TWICE. but i still managed to catch the bus.
10) On the bus, i was climbing onto the upper deck and my slipper cmae off and dropped all the way to the bottom of the stais and some random stranger had to pass Gilbert my slipper.
11) We missed my stop cos the stupid bus uncle couldn't wait for us to climb down the stairs.
12) There's sand stuck in my keypads and its really annoying to type..

10:56 PM

i'm not that netballer.
i'm not that tan.
i'm not that beautiful.
i'm not that tall.
i'm not the girl who has lots of punky colours in her hair.

love me for me.

the nerd behind the spects and plaits.
the fair girl who always tans. but ends up fair again.
the average height girl you can look over her head.
the girl who's lazy and doesn't do sports.
the girl who only blades and than gets tired.

love me for me.

11:35 AM

class went to sentosa last sunday to help out with the terry fox run. saw 2 guys with a leg. so brave. and lots of cute ang mo babies in prams. than after the run, we went to the beach, with no sun. :( so we did retarded things like make videos.. again.

the photos are here!!

Tuan Circus!

Jasmine the Emo

Wah! Wave!

2:00 PM

1) You speak or randomly break out in Singlish
2) You crave chicken rice or the various uberlicious hawker foods
3) Tying a soccer game with Malaysia actually means something significant
4) You’re a guy and have no choice about National Service
5) You start daydreaming about $2 Nasi Lemaks
6) Orchard Road is a byword for fun
7) You pronounce and spell stuff the Brit way
8) You pick up the trash after missing the rubbish bin
9) You say rubbish bin and not trash can
10) You end ALMOST every sentence with a 'lah'/'lor'/'hor' and everything looks much better with 'x's and 'z's (right horxxzzz?)
11) You understand all the references in www.talkingcock.com (and find the site funny)
12) You're intimidated by the thought of a 45 minutes to drive to the nearest mall.
13) You're shocked that your ez-link doesn’t work at Mcdonald's around the world
14) People ask you what you speak at home and you say 'uhh...'
15) You are able to communicate in plethora of languages & dialects
16) Swearing in numerous languages & dialects is natural
17) You know that Newton Circus serves up shit food, but still go there anyway
18) You “chope” seats at food courts/hawker centers with little tissue packets
19) You've sung the national anthem since you were in primary 1 and still have no idea what it really means
20) There's always a traffic jam near a vehicle accident 'cause everyone slows down to copy numbers for 4D
21) You start using acronyms for everything, such as ERP, PIE, MRT, SBS, SMS, CTE, IPPT, NCC, SOC(army word)...... and many more.
22) You look at someone (when you’re overseas) and a 6th sense tells you that they’re from Singapore too
23) Someone asks for the time and your innate response is: “IT’S TIGER TIME!!!” *rawr*
24) Every Christmas, Orchard Road looks more like and more like Deepavali (The Festival of Lights).

12:18 PM

i'm sorry i took so long. i was distracted by Facebook, like a lot. i know i keep throwing Random Pubes at people. haha! sooooo, here it is!

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY ~~MUCUS~~ MARCUS! (your favourite colour is green some more)

and the pictures are here!!

11:40 PM

it was Crystal's son, Athen's first birthday last Sat, Gilbert and i went down to say hi and eat good food. :D and guess who we bumped to! Che & Sherrie!

my mom queued for an hour and a half just to buy my sister and i donuts to eat cos she thought we'd like them. awwwww. :D

anyway, i just got back from chalet with Gilbert. i love underwater world! i think if ninny went she'll try to kidnap all the stingrays to cook and eat. they're HUGE. will update soon once i've taken my nap! chao!

4:42 PM

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY SHERLYN!!!!!