found this in friendster and its fucking funny!
ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under your picture that says "top model pose", "sexy bitch", "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone.
TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic.
THREE Don't ever post pictures and say, "OMG, I'm so ugly", "OMG,I'm so fat". Because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you
win, you're still retarded.
FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you hate other people b/c your not on their top 8. who really cares, i mean get over it!
SIX Who really gives a crap if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't
send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!
SEVEN Little 6th graders and young kids who have MySpace or Friendster and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
EIGHT If you have decided to read this, you are a true Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains.
TEN And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! THOSE ARE REALLY STUPID! This is a
test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you. repost this with, "finally a bulletin worth reading". Thanks for your time.
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